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Sharon Kenny - Composer/lyricist
Kirsten Guenther - Bookwriter
Mary Birnbaum - Director

The Real Housewives of New York City: an Unauthorized Opera

High art. Higher alimony.

High society, high drama, and high C's collide in a concert of songs from the new comic opera The Real Housewives of New York City: An Unauthorized Opera. On her wedding day at the Plaza, Tinsley Mortimer takes a spectacular spill down the aisle and lands in Blue Stone Manor -- her glittering bridal purgatory -- where every door opens to another absurd truth about housewifehood. With the clock to “I do” ticking and her mother’s expectations ringing, Tinsley must ditch the script and choose real life over the fairy tale… Whether you’re a ride-or-die RHONY fan or don’t know what “Turtle Time” is, pour yourself some pinot and join the OG RHONY cast for a night you won’t forget.​